Mac n' Cheese

Listen here, I know you're feeling down. Let Daddy Bard cook you up some Mac n' Cheese. Just let me pop in it in the microwave and-

What the fuck.

Did you just eat that Mac n' Cheese?

It wasn't even cooked yet.

I just took it out of the fridge and you ate it.

Are you that hungry that you can't wait a few seconds?

Jeez.

Alright, I can cook another, don't worry.

Here it goes.

There, now just let it-

HEY, YOU DIDN'T EVEN NEED IT AND YOU ATE IT. AND YOU DIDN'T LET IT COOK.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

DO YOU THINK MANA GROWS ON TREES?

NOW I GOTTA GO GET SOME GUMBLETS, GODDAMMIT.

When I get back though, you ain't getting shit.