Heroes of the Storm

After an intensive night of League of Legends, SGAR, Ratyhorsman, and DingusMcAssHat was forced into playing a DnD-esque game by StupidityBoy where the winner was the last person standing.

Premise
The game took place in a faux Heroes of the Storm Arena where the goal was to be the last one standing. But the description of the area was very vague and the pretty much the only two places you could actually distinguish in the area were either "by the checkers board" or "in the ditch".

As the game went on the goal began to change from "last one standing" to "stop the meteor" or "launch the nukes" or "get through the customer support hot line" or "win at checkers" or in a certain player's case, "stop dying".

The game would later involve the setting of a parallel universe where there were female versions of everyone playing the exact same game.

Why it was Bullshit
The game was especially grueling due to the fact the chances of an action failing was based on if a 1 was rolled on a dice at anytime out of the two, regardless of skill points. This meant that the chances of failing an action was already about 30%, and if two 1's happen to be rolled then the fail is even worse. Critical Rolls were possible, but they did not get the same treatment as Failures, and only counted on double 6's meaning they happened rarely. It also didn't help that the host was tired and honestly didn't give a shit about what happened to who. So even with a successful roll if the host didn't feel like it was "successful enough" he would give very lukewarm results.