Hermderm

a.k.a. Heimerdinger from League of Legends a.k.a. ONE TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER.

The Swamp
Early Game? With Hermderm it ain't even a fuckin game. It's a war of attrition. Don't even think you'll get more cs. With base attack damage this high, the harass is UNREAL.

Enemy team thinks they're hot shit, try to gank the Derm's lane. Wrong choice, dumbass. This isn't a lane anymore. This is a swamp. Boom. That's 2 kills for the Derm.

As soon as you enter the Hermderm's swamp of turrets you'll get bursted hard, slowed, chip damaged, grievous wounds, and become a dead boy.

The fuck? You think you got away? You forget. Range for DAYS. W that fucker.

Throwin' stun grenades like free throws, making the HARD plays.

In a team fight? I'm not even going to be there. Drop a siege turret like I drop a shit, all over the enemy team. But what if you're down to clown? You got 2 other ults to fuck em' up with personally. Light em up with your W, knock em down with your E.

Passive is kinda shit though. Wait. What's that?

NEW HERMDERM PASSIVE
''What? Are you RETARDED?''

New Hermderm takes what all the kids loved about old derm, and made it BETTER.

FOCUS FIRE ON TARGETS HIT WITH ABILITIES? NOW YOU'RE ALL FUCKED.

INCREASED MOVE SPEED WHEN NEAR YOUR TURRETS? NOW I'M TRUNDLE.

Now the burst is unreal and the kite is super hard, thanks Riot.

The Advanced Swamp
You know what this swamp needs? A GIANT FUCKING WALL THAT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND CRAZY HARD SLOWS AND STUNS. Bot Lane Anivia x Hermderm. I know what you might be thinking. Which is the ADC? Which is the Support? Won't the enemy just out range the turrets? Fuck all that. The turret's extendo dick dick beams will scorch em', so they won't even try to come close, and if they do, they won't be leaving anytime soon due to this buttsex duo. Tenacity ain't gonna help you here. An odd but deadly combo for the ages.

Also see Goofy Game.

Sexdinger
The visual update made him a sexy piece of ass with slick hair and an awesome coat and gave him the ability to stretch 3 times his size like his cock.

The Cheese Poof look will be missed though.

Good thing we still have 80's Porno Hermderm