BOYS BE AMBITIOUS

Coined by.

Well, it's pretty straight-forward.

Uhhh... we probably heard it from anime or something in like 3 separate ways.

Willam S. Clark: Ambition Rising
Clark was a man who knew a whole lot about dirt and animal penis. That said, Japan's dirt and animal penises weren't in the best shape after some bad shit happened so they hired him as a foreign advisor. He created his own lil' school in Sapporo and basically made every single human being on the island of Hokkaido fall in love with him. He probably had a gigantic harem of Japanese school girls and probably was the bancho of all the delinquents, as well as the ace of the baseball team. His work had left an significant impact on Hokkaido's scientific and economic development and made Japan great again as a result.

This was all done in eight months.

After killing the game and crushing so much pussy, Clark sadly had to return to America to get money, get bitches. Thousands of thirsty Japanese schoolgirls and admiring schoolboys swarmed the area as Clark was making final preparations for his departure. Before flying off into the sky on a jetpack powered by manure, Clark gave the people of Hokkaido a final send off of, "BOYS BE AMBITIOUS!"

His words still echo through out the Land of the Rising Sun to this day.

He's got a cool statue there too with "Boys be Ambitious" engraved on it, and the school he had formed still operates today as Hokkaido University, one of the nation's finest institutes of higher education or research.

Back in America he was making it big in the mining game, but was screwed over by his unambitious dickhead partner's corrupt actions. This caused Clark's company to fold and had ruined Clark's reputation by proxy, causing his health to degrade as a result. He died of heart disease at his home in Amherst in 1886.

Like Clark had once told his students and the people of Hokkaido, "Boys be ambitious." Live life ambitiously, and maybe you too will revitalize Japan's dirt and animal penises.